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    SABRSox's Avatar Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban
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    White Sox Photo Day Caption Contest: Alexei Ramirez

    Caption this photo! We will take submissions for 48 hours, and the winner will get some sort of board privilege.


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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    Im really 38
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    BeviBall's Avatar No wallet. No crack. Not me.
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    "Man said there would be job?"

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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    Castro won't see this right?
    (what board privileges have been given out for the past winners?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    acne faced freak
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    champagne030's Avatar champagne029 was taken
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    Don't call me Alexei, just say my eyebrows are sexy.

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    SABRSox's Avatar Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban
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    Quote Originally Posted by StockdaleForVeep View Post
    Castro won't see this right?
    (what board privileges have been given out for the past winners?)
    Doug won a hour-long ban/miserablize on the poster of his choosing. Samram gets 24 hours to close threads.
    The most perfect, double-tapered shit of my life. True story. Who's the pitchers in this game?

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    cheeses's Avatar The Bear Jew
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    "You need weendow washed?"
    IWMB: Right now, im in kick the fucking ball off and drop the fucking puck mode.
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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    I play Beseboll
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    I escaped Cuba in a raft lashed together with my eyebrow pluckings.
    Last edited by spiffie; 02-25-2009 at 03:28 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maurice
    Bacon is so inherently delicious that it's a sin to eat it in two major world religions.

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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    Hola Senorita, You like Chorizo?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    BeviBall's Avatar No wallet. No crack. Not me.
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    I sell best raft in town. Don't believe? Ask Chico. Oh, that right, Chico in America now!

    BeviBall added 2 Minutes and 56 Seconds later...

    Hit home run, you give back wife. This was deal, yes?

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    Infinite1's Avatar Interwebz Unspecialists
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    Yo soy el hombre nino


    I am the man child
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    Iwritecode's Avatar Writing Code Again
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    ¿qué?

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    Unregistered's Avatar Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?
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    "Alright, which one of you assholes took my penis cream?"

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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    In Cuba, i was a cardiologist
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    Ziggy's Avatar It's Probably the Titties
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    Amigos, fumar la marijuana es bueno.
    Originally posted by Lewis Black
    I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself.

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    Rock Raines's Avatar The Original Dirty Thirty
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    "Choo see Chong anywhere main?"
    Originally Posted by BURGH:
    Freshman girls usually go Ass to Mouth.

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    StockdaleForVeep's Avatar Refuses To Be Fat Somewhere Else
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    Ozzie Guillens illegitimate son
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeses
    Are you familiar with "smog"? All this shit we're belching into the sky doesn't just wisp into Heaven to be eaten by Jesus on a tasty hors d'oeuvre;

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    whitesox901's Avatar Wannabe Chicagoan
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    "for $5 I will piss on your wife"

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    "Dude with goatee talk craaazzzzy mannnnnn"
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    How about a banana you fuckface.

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    Manrique10's Avatar Banned
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    "Proactiv® worked for me, and it can work for you too."

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    Rabid_Llama8's Avatar Touch Me, I'm Sick
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    --Alexi Ramierez learned how to hit home runs as a small boy, using a bat in attempt to hit live grenades into the Florida Keys, as ordered by Fidel Castro.

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    SABRSox's Avatar Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    "Alright, which one of you assholes took my penis cream?"
    Winner.

    No prize for mods, though.
    The most perfect, double-tapered shit of my life. True story. Who's the pitchers in this game?

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    Alexi Ramirez, shortstop, poses for his official 2009 Chicago White Sox media photo.
    "I do think that there's a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley," President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game.

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