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  1. 02-21-2009 01:48 PM #1
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    White Sox Photo Day Caption Contest: Ehren Wassermann

    Caption this photo! We'll take submissions for 48 hours, and the winner will get some sort of board privilege.

    UPDATE: Doug Simpson is our winner. Congrats!

    "Momma says I'll turn into stone if I have impure thoughts......I think part of me just did."

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  2. 02-21-2009 01:58 PM #2
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    No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. - Walter Sobchak
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  3. 02-21-2009 02:03 PM #3
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  4. 02-21-2009 02:06 PM #4
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    "Momma says I'll turn into stone if I have impure thoughts......I think part of me just did."
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  7. 02-21-2009 03:13 PM #7
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    The aftermath of seeing Konerko doing windsprints
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    Andy Kaufmann Lives!
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    I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself.
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  9. 02-21-2009 06:21 PM #9
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    "...and then he grabbed my balls like this and softly murmurred 'Shhhh. Don't say a word to Coach'"

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  10. 02-21-2009 06:24 PM #10
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    Goddammit! I swear if Thome blows bong rips in my face 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
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    "My name is Ehren Wasserman"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Emrick
    ...on back to be taken by Campbell. Here's Campbell handing off to Kane again lots of head fakes there trying to shake Timonen. THRU ONE IN FRONT, THEY, oh my it rattled around and it's kicked on back and then SCORE!?!
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  13. 02-22-2009 08:15 AM #13
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    She's HOW old?
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  15. 02-22-2009 12:48 PM #15
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    Ehran Wassermann can hardly contain his excitement for the upcoming season.
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  19. 02-22-2009 01:11 PM #19
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    His fear had come true- UFO's had landed. It was reported by sports radio, so he knew it would be true. HEH HEH
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    I can't believe that chimpanzee tore that broad's face off.
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  22. 02-22-2009 01:40 PM #22
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    There are three whitesox internet fan sites?!
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    Ozzie touched my special place
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    YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
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    Mark who? Doesn't matter, im starting this year
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  30. 02-22-2009 04:06 PM #30
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    My mumuh named me Erin
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    "OK, Ehren, bases juiced, two outs, 3-2 count on Alex Rodriguez, we have the lead...show 'em the face A-Rod gets to see..."

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  33. 02-23-2009 01:02 AM #33
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    "Please show us where on the ball he touched you, Mr. Wassermann."
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  34. 02-23-2009 04:44 AM #34
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    Coach wants me to throw AT a batter?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Simpson View Post
    "Momma says I'll turn into stone if I have impure thoughts......I think part of me just did."
    Winner.
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    We don't just hand out mod-for-a-day for any old thing.

    Doug gets to ban and/or miserablize any poster of his choosing for 60 minutes.
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    Should we just call this the "who wants to ban stockdale" contest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty34 View Post
    "OK, Ehren, bases juiced, two outs, 3-2 count on Alex Rodriguez, we have the lead...show 'em the face A-Rod gets to see..."

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