Mark Kotsay is absolutely worthless, he should buy Ozzie a new car for all the unwarranted PT he's getting.
Oh yeah, and remember that great June that AJ had that made everybody stand up and proclaim his "return" to career norms? Yeah, he's promptly gone back to sucking balls: .186/.226/.322 in the 63 PA's he's had in June.
When's the last time Juan got a bunt hit?
Few seconds ago
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It seems like we always get the walk after the steal, making the steal and its 25-35% risk useless, when to take advantage of a steal what you need is a li'l bloop.
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Oh yeah I remember that.
Hawk really wants to win this game. Too bad Rios was ahead of that one, he's probably gonna whi
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Didn't look like he got that one all the way. It made it out though.
O beware...of Jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
The excitement of PK's homer has killed the lower level wave
Just put up a big ass crooked number so we can coast from here on out.
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Ichiro robbed Kotsay of a homer. Serves him right for being a ***.
Kotsay sucks
Originally Posted by Maurice
9 outs with < 2 runs is not too much to ask against this team.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Kotsay! Another hang woofum. Man, the angle there, looked like it was going to the concourse.
HUNG WOFFUM!
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It looked like Kotsay hit that ball a mile, and it barely would've cleared the wall. Meanwhile, Konerko got jammed and it cleared the fence easily.
HAHA. And they play the fucking exit music and CUT TO COMMERCIAL with 2 outs!
Fucking epic CIU broadcast tonight. First the 1st inning mishaps, now this.
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Nice catch, jap.
wciu can't count the fucking outs, shitheads.
O beware...of Jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
Lefty willed that ball back into play for Ichiro.
PS thank god Quentin's getting thrown out stealing, especially when the next guy hits a double down the line.
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Tonight's promotion: Amateur Night!
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It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
Ozzie is an awesome manager, don't ever forget it.
It's not like Quentin missed 3 games within the last week after hurting his hand stealing or anything like that.
And Ozzie runs us into another out for some odd reason. Right after Quentin jammed his ankle sliding back into first, can that guy do ANYTHING without hurting himself?
Yeah Quentin stealing was fucking retarded. Probably could've put the game away this inning.
To be fair Kotsay's ball went further, only 330 to the corner. Id say kotsays went about 345
I thought that was some monstrous cathartic blast by Kotsay off the bat, and Lefty willed it back into Ichiro's glove. Hawk was hilarious on that call.
Even with the CS, this SHOULD be over. It's 4-1 with 9 outs to go, I mean come on. I'd like to see a save here tonight to break the cherry, particularly with the 3 run cushion and against a garbage team.
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The way the ball came off Kotsay's bat on the TV made it look like a no-doubter. I was surprised when Ichiro was even getting ready to make an attempt at it. And of course he's Ichiro so he'll catch it if its catchable.
To be fair Kotsay's ball went further, only 330 to the corner. Id say kotsays went about 345
Harold Reynolds is very amused by "you got to be bleepin' me!"
Teein' up on Felix.
The first time I heard Hawk say that was Quentin's diving catch against the Angels. He'll use it every few games now.
It worked once. Now though it has become his crutch. I will be amused though when he finally goes "you gotta be fucking bleeping me!"
23V - I see. Yeah, from the upper tank off the bat I could tell it was gonna be pretty close. I thought itd probably get over by 5 feet
Just flipped over to ESPN and watched Garza finish off a no-hitter.
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The Rays are involved in like every single no-hitter these days.
No hitters have lost all meaning
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I only pay attention to unassisted triple plays and 4-HR games.
I saw a triple play in person. Of course the Sox lost the game. I'd have rather seen a W than some faggy anomaly.
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Against the Angels? Felix whats-his-name got Bengie Molina to hit one around the horn in 2004, I think.
I saw a faggy anomaly once. That's when I determined Hydrate wasn't my kind of bar.
Yeah that's the one.
Both of you.
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And it's starting already, Hawk and Stoney were just talking about how "this is the first time in awhile Ozzie has had this kind of speed" attributing the Sox' success so far this season both to Ozzie and stealing bases (they were talking about Pirre and Omar's place on the all-time steals list).
How has Ichiro never gotten like a 40+ game hitting streak? Any grounder not directly at a guy is a hit.
Great turn. Let Danks close it himself.
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